grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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