Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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