If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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