I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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