relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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