then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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