i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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