we're chasing vodka with high fives
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You don't make any sense
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