is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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