You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Walk of Shame today included voting.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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