Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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