So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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