i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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