i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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