is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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