Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize