take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Randomize
