I just threw up on my dentist
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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