Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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