hell yes lets make some ravioli
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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