Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
God, I missed his penis.
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