he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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