No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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