Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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