I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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