Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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