The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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