TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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