"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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