You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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