We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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