idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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