People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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