I wish my penis had an off switch
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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