dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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