hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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