we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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