No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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