I think I am morally bankrupt
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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