Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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