Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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