Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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