I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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