we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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