omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Shame is for Republicans.
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