can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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