Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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