i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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