At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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