Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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