my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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