So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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