Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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