i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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