I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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