There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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